Consider This Crazy NFL Moneyline Parlay For Week 5

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Looking at a crazy, long-odds NFL Moneyline parlay for Week 5.

If there’s one thing we love at Slackie Brown, it’s crazy Moneyline parlays. Long odds, big payouts, and rare winners — what’s not to love, right? So for Week 5, I’ve got a good one for you, and it goes like this: Dolphins over Bengals, Bills over Titans, Raiders over Chargers, Cardinals over 49ers, and Cowboys over Texans. Ten dollars wins almost $2,000.

Yes, it’s definitely a longshot but let’s break it down a little bit to convince ourselves.

-Miami (+220) is a soft 3-1 but they’re still 3-1. The team they’re playing, Cincinnati has played better than they really are, in my opinion, and is due for a letdown. In the same breath, the Dolphins were embarrassed in Week 4 so they should be hungry.

-Buffalo (+195) already proved they can beat a good team, regardless of how bad they’ve looked in the other games. Then, throw in their home crowd and anything can happen.

-Oakland (+180) is the opposite of Cincinnati. They’re better than 1-3 and are overdue to string a few wins together. Plus, the Chargers have one of the weakest home crowds around.

-Arizona (+165) looked good with their new starter (Josh Rosen) at the helm. The 49ers, on the other hand, are without Jimmy G. If you’re on that roster, you can’t have much hope for the rest of this season. Arizona, with Rosen, is totally re-energized.

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-Dallas (+145) is Dallas and they can beat anyone if they play up to their potential. Plus, it’s a primetime game and the ‘Boys are always pretty good on nationally televised games.

The exact payout, as of 10/4, is $1,706 on a $10 bet.

You can bet it here on Bovada.

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